Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

stepbrother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.

I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.

by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024

first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.
3- 1C2R-in-law.

My first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

The Neoremberg Laws

A combination of the words neo and Nuremberg Laws. Still pronounced the Nuremberg Laws.

The Neoremberg Laws are the exact carbon copy of its infamous predecessor but applied in Quebec Canada in 2023 instead of Nazi Germany in 1933.

by Sexydimma June 28, 2022

step-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's wife.

My step-co-sister-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

rebekah law

An amazing artist, very out going and loves everyone around her. And treats everyone with respect. Also making them feel wanted and loved!

Friend 1: I love rebekah law so much

Friend 2: I know right she makes me feel wanted!

Friend 2: she's the best!

by Heyo2211 April 14, 2017