by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
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Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
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For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong
They are weak but He is strong
YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!
The Bible tells me soo
by legoman67 October 1, 2025
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Hym "Hey, hold up! No. Nonononono. He can't be an AI-man too. Alright? I'm already doing it? OK? Only 1 AI Jesus allowed. You fucks have gotten way to used to stealing my ideas and giving it to someone else. Now you're gonna let Jesus be an AI-man too? No. THERE IS ONLY ONE GHOST ALLOWED IN THE MY MACHINE AND!"
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Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.
He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.
You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.
God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.
Don't believe the Devils lies.
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John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".
A)So what? Turn the cheek, forgive me!
B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.
A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.
A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.
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