Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.
Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka
by Balrajgad June 26, 2017
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Bosnick's Law

The rule that you are only allowed to tell your dreams to the person or persons that you are sleeping with. If you tell anyone else, then you have to sleep with them, too.
Person A: "I had the weirdest dream last night..."
Person B: "Nope! Remember Bosnick's Law - I don't want to sleep with you, nor hear your weird dreams!"
by One-I'd Nick April 19, 2024
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Truman's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.

Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021
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Mechanics law

Mechanics Law: Example A. If you want to save ($) "Money" "Cash" "Feria" "Tender not Tinder" or any other form of "Goods for Trade", then you must have plenty of "Time". If you dont have "Time" then you'll need time have plenty of ($) " Money " "Cash" "Feria" " Tender not Tinder" or any other form of acceptable "Goods for Trade" . Example B. In other words the trade of either time or money for the savings of either time or money. Example C. 0:00 > $ < 0:00 or $ > 0:00 < $ . Example D. The most basic if you dont have time you need money if you dont have money youll need time .

Or the greater consumption of one will result in the lesser comsumption or savings of the other.

But warning that this in no way means that idle time pays .

In other words get your ass back to work cuz this shit isn't going to fix its self.
Mechanics Law: when your boss is on your ass because you haven't gotten the job done and the customer is calling and calling to see if there car is ready. But they didn't want to buy the original oem dealer parts cuz they where too expensive. so they had you Mcguire, Jimmy rig , Mickey Mouse the "Chingadera" back together again . But shit went down hill real quick so when your boss says "hey cabron what happend ?". You point a finger at the sign that states Mechanics Law. In the simplest fucking form possible so that they can get it at a glance and SOY " Mechanics law" Boss "what can I say, it's a real thing . Mira no mas este desmadre. Remember when I said I can try. Well I did, now look what you made me do! MARIA SOFIA DE LA CRUS GUITIEREZ SANCHEZ DEL CASTILLO VERDE ! QUE VOY ACER SANTISIMA VIRGENCITA QUE SI ESTE GRINGO NO SE RIE ENTONCES SI QUE VALOI MADRICULA LA COSA.
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Brechany’s Law

When a teammate is horrendous in Counter-Strike, the opposing team is sure to also be bad if not even worse.
This guy is so trash, but the others are worse. That’s Brechany’s Law right there.
by ramm3rs March 01, 2025
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Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that any female who has been blessed with the last name Murphy is considered to be attractive. This law holds true for all Murphy's.
Dude did you see that chick? I bet she is a murphy because thats a smoke. Murphy's law has once again been proven.
by BigSillyWilly222 February 09, 2018
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