Hardy mcnardy

The real deal holyfield. Original.

Your chain is a hardy mcnardy

by Ali4u2nvb April 12, 2019

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Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019

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Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

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Hairy larry

When a horny guy rubs his dick hairs on a girls eyes as they are open

Oh yeah let me give you a hairy Larry

by Handleing January 18, 2021

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hairy bun

A woman's vagina that is surrounded on all sides by at least a moderate to an excessive amount of pubic hair such that the vaginal opening is almost completely obscured from view.

Donna: OMG, Dave just text me that he wants us to make a sandwich tonight!
Sue: A sandwich?!? For dinner?!! Yeah that's odd.
Donna: No silly! Not a sandwich to eat. He want us to have sex. He'll supply the meat with his cock and I'll provide the provide the bread via my hairy bun.
Sue: Hairy bun?!?

Donna: Yeah, it's a complete jungle down there I haven't mowed the lawn since college and that was 10 years ago. But Dave says it keeps his meat extra warm when he wants a sandwich.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

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hairy_poppins3000

literally one of the best moots in the world ilysm mwah <3

they're so sweet and i love their pfp SO MUCH
if anyone is ever mean to them i will kill that person. i will run that person over, give them papercuts all over their entire body and throw them into a pool of hand sanitizer. with love, armins.....wife xoxo

did you see how hot hairy_poppins3000 is today??

by hisokakys April 10, 2021

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