Facial hair survivor

Someone who can't grow facial hair.

Dave has that facial hair survivor type of baby face.

by User unfriendly May 2, 2024

Bacon hair

Cringe ahh hair in Roblox

Your hair sucks bc its Bacon hair

by GudBoy7584 May 4, 2024

Jeep hair

Driving a jeep with windows top or doors off results in all occupants having crazy hair or jeep hair

Person 1: hey you see that guy over there.
Person 2: yea hes got jeep hair.

by Ninja doge May 24, 2024

Hair Coach

Treats you like family, a friend but also like a personal trainer, helps you stay consistent, tracks the progress of your treatment.

I love how my hair coach follows up with me regularly!

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

Fanny back hair

name to someone who has pubic fanny hair on their backs.

oi! fanny back hair , come here !

by pervysmervy November 26, 2021

Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.

Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024