Ham Dogging

In leu of a prophylactic, a male wraps a piece of lunch meat around his penis to use as a condom.

After John couldn't find a condom, he pulled a piece of ham out of his sandwich to wrap around his penis. He was ham dogging it.

by A Spam April 1, 2010

Titty Dog

the act of putting ones cock between two large breasts

P1: Dude did you titty dog her?
P2: Yea bro, her tits were so big they squeezed the cum out of my cock.

by Ralph&Libra April 26, 2010

dog-assed

When one spreads thier ass cheeks and rubs thier rusty bullethole on something.; Similar to how dogs enjoy rubbing thier ass on grass, reference 'The Fisher King'. While 'dog-assed' isn't used in the film, reference for dogs rubbing thier asses on grass.

"Damn dude that looks like hell, who dog-assed my newspaper?"
"Omg what is that streak on the carpeting who dog-assed it?!"

by kronotron January 27, 2010

dog flipping

Buying dogs - usually online (e.g., craigslist, etc.) - and selling them for a nice profit

Mimi: So, how are you making money these days, girl?

Kim: I've actually been dog flipping! Great way to make some easy cash!

by Kirby04 January 5, 2011

ball dogging

When a person has sex (doggy stile) while someone squeses there balls.

Do you feel like ball dogging tonight??

by Tim Wraggins June 28, 2006

dog up

give someone a dirty or bitchy look (dog someone up)

dog up.... "that girl jus dogged me up!"

by m_e_ July 28, 2008

eat the dog

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.

"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"

by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008