dial your daddy

something typically said to someone that is in way over their head, implying that he/she needs his/her father's assistance to get him/her out of the mess they are in.

"Better turn back now, or dial your daddy boy."

by Robert Trainer December 22, 2008

big daddy mike

a guy with a big personlaity thats awesome

u kno th at awesome kid. oh u mean big daddy mike?

by lit kid 01 April 20, 2018

trash daddy

- Homeless father
- dirty pimp
- A guy who has a fetish for wearing diapers but cannot afford them using trash bags instead
- bum ass nigga who talks highly of them self even though life contradicts it
- Often thought of as a sexual pedophile
- Also known as Oscar the grouch

That Trash Daddy is ruining our neighborhood

by missrobynhood April 11, 2016

Daddy Flopkins

the name of the coolest pimp alive

"That guys name is Daddy Flopkins."

by Carlone April 6, 2009

Daddy’s Gift

When daddy’s son turns 8 and he wants a roblox card, so I’m exchange the father wants to shove his penis inside his son. So the father gets the 100 dollar roblox card. The little boy then pulls his jockeys down and the father lubes up his crank and begins to thrust it into his son. After hours of gay sex, his son plays roblox and braggs to his friends that he rode daddy’s cock

“Hey son, happy birthday! Do you want daddy’s gift?”

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

smack daddy whack

The whack you get from a smack daddy.

"Hey, smack daddy, gimme some whack!"

"I got it right here!"

"Blessed be! It's the smack daddy whack!"

by OystersR April 19, 2007

daddy issues

when a girl is having sex with her dad

Girl: oh dad stop it you naughty little father
Father:you have a case of daddy issues

by catloverandjacksnack January 30, 2018