dirty ben

the action of performing anal sex with your girlfriends mother and proceeding to open a tin of baked beans and pouring them down her vagina like an erupting volcano, and then after you pour the sizzling hot baked beans you open a can of coke zero and pour it on your penis and pretending your spunking out ancient water from mount tunisia all over her already soaked in baked beans lava face

yeah bro last night i gave a dirty ben to james mums friends (there were 14 of them)

by kile butler January 21, 2025

Ben Tom George

Is someone with three first names you can trust. He doesn't like dictionaries define the kind of person he is. While you may have taken the time to look up your own name, he went a step further and defined his own destiny.

Ben Tom George believe it takes more than a dictionary to define a person.

by Furclown November 23, 2021

Ben

Ben is the quietest person you will ever meet, but on the inside he is the most dirty minded little rat mouse (don't confuse with mouse rat from parks and rec) He always turns so red almost purple and tries really hard not to laugh. he is soooo good at math though give him that calci and he'll do amazing things.

Jeramiya: Hey did you see ben won that crazy math award
Shaniqua: I know right you should have seen the things he was typing on it though
Jeramiya: what

Shaniqua: ill give u a hint an 8 and a bunch of equals signs and a 6 and a 9

by lisa1231 May 6, 2019

Ben Franke

a blond shy 18 year old guy who is very rich with two companys and a big house. So rich but shy

you are such a Ben Franke

by Krasserdicker69 November 8, 2024

shut up ben

when you want a guy name ben who is quite small and is very annoying who also lives in west bridgford to shut up

Ben: "But I didn't do that"
Person 1 : "HAAHAHAHA shut up ben"

by HeHatesBen.C March 20, 2024

Ben scott

A little squeaky cunt who is super skinny and looks like a mouse

You dude u say that guy over there

Ye bro he’s a real Ben scott

by Maker sheyter July 10, 2020

Ben Murray

The 147 King and Founder. Can be found lurking in the shadows of the back arse of nowhere making cucumber sandwiches. Usually smells of farts and vapes and enjoys a good rave.

“Did you hear what happened to Ben Murray man? Heard he crumbled his own cave with a 900 decibel thunderfart!”

by keepherlitman147 August 5, 2022