psalms 39:1

u need to give me ur phone cases

hey! have you heard of psalms 39:1? it means you need to give away your phone cases when you break your phone!!

by rAilur December 4, 2023

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

November 1

DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS!!! halloween ended yesterday, so put your god damn tree up xxxx

Person 1: Its november 1st
Person 2: lets go get a treee!!!!!

by bleepbloopblah December 13, 2023

1-2-1-2

Football term in which two players do short passes

the goalie did 1-2-1-2 with the defender and they scored

by Duodoodle December 6, 2022

November 1

National give your Girl Best Friend your Hoodie!

me: hey do you know what today is?
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)

by alyssaloosersss December 6, 2022

2-4-1

2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).

That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.

by MinisterOfFun December 7, 2022

Love Missile F1-1

The US bombs cruising overhead
But there goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Oh, shoot it up
Blaster bomb bomb bomb ahead
Multi millions still unfed (unfed)
Amondo teeno giving
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Hold me, shake me, I'm all shook up (all shook up)
Psycho maniac inter blend
Shoot it up
Now shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Teenage crime now fashion's dead
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Amondo teeno giving giving giving
Shoot it up
There goes my love rocket red
Shoot it up

Now shoot it up
(Then when you get the money, you get the power) oh, shoot it up
Ultraviolence in Japan
Oh, shoot it up
Oh shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Shoot it up
Soon the whole world will know my name
Let's shoot it up
Shoot it up

Love Missile F1-1

by Death Menace December 8, 2022