An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
by idiocy March 14, 2014
Get the Old Mastiffmug. Todd's dad Burnee just got back from a weekend sea tour of the Bermudas. He left a crusty ring of orange crumbs on Todd's toilet seat to say howdy. That's the old salt all right.
by SpaceQueen222 December 23, 2018
Get the Old Saltmug. This is a badge in the roblox game guts and blackpowder.
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
It's obtainable by kilong a player who's broken their leg using a muzzle loading gun
by Theg&bguy September 29, 2025
Get the Old yellermug. Winding, 2-lane(one lane in either direction) road in the hills above La Habra. The straightened and widened road built in the early 1990s is a better drive, but the view from just above the top as you drive into La Habra is amazing!
I'd give my left nut to spend the 4th of July on Old Fullerton Road, just below the top, on the La Habra side.
by KISS1974 August 7, 2021
Get the Old Fullerton Roadmug. A rite of passage done by internet users regularly in which they spend a lot of time searching and listening to a bunch of songs they forgot they loved, because life sucks nowadays and nobody wants to admit it.
by helloitsunknown August 25, 2022
Get the old song marathonmug. 
Mid afternoon, when a wave of tiredness just overwhelms you, take an OMK… Just like a Siesta really…
by Count Shillitoe May 29, 2022
Get the Old Man Kipmug.