“Did you hear? December 1 is soft hat appreciation day!”
“Oh, good thing I brought my lucky russian hat!”
“Oh, good thing I brought my lucky russian hat!”
by Soft Hat Lover October 12, 2020
 Get the December 1mug.
Get the December 1mug. I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG
by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025
 Get the MY NAME IS 1 EGGSmug.
Get the MY NAME IS 1 EGGSmug. When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.
by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023
 Get the A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”mug.
Get the A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”mug. 1 is the number that comes after 0 and comes before 2.It is neither a composite or a prime number.In scientific notation,it is written as 1x10 to the power of 0.
Person 1:Man I'm glad Biden won the election!
Person 2:Yeah me too!
Person 1:Yeah hit IQ is like, 1!
Person 2:Yeah me too!
Person 1:Yeah hit IQ is like, 1!
by Isaac Pennachi December 28, 2020
 Get the 1mug.
Get the 1mug. by Draxocountryballyt January 3, 2022
 Get the Sussyballs.1mug.
Get the Sussyballs.1mug. You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right
I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025
 Get the 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))mug.
Get the 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))mug. 