ham sandwich

When a home sexual with a leather fetishist engages in sexual activities with a police officer.

Officer Smith was investigating the leather club but wound up in a ham sandwich.

by ducknipples March 22, 2022

Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011

Ice cream sandwiches

Yummy goodness on top of another yummy goodness on top of another..
🍦🍫

Ice cream sandwiches

by anonymous August 14, 2018

Sock sandwich

When you bust a fat nut in a sock then leave it in the freezer for 24 hours. Then make a sandwich and make your slave eat it.

Bro I just made a sock sandwich for my black slave

by Sock_SNADWHICH March 4, 2021

Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

Sandwich Sharing

Its when the threesome you privately set up ends up getting a lot more publicity than anyone ever needed! (The threesome wasn't even that good anyway!)

Don't talk to that snitch. That is one Sandwich Sharing mutha ******

by BlackEssence July 17, 2012

Deluxe Chicken Sandwich

So good you can't handle it.

Costumer: Hello! Can I get a Deluxe Chicken Sandwich?
Drive Thru Guy: *Vanishes from Reality*

by WaterBottle3000 June 17, 2023