roll your dice

when there are six chicks and six dudes available at a party and only one of the chicks is fizzine as hell, and you take a shot

Dude, you got as good a chance as any to hit that, best roll your dice; look out for the cock-blockers.

by J-man November 24, 2003

Rolled

Jail Johnson Jr

Jail Johnson runs a 55 400 he’s rolled

by Code Bilfgod69420 February 5, 2023

Roll Daddy

A poor, uneducated degenerate that thinks he can operate equipment. Is known to hit parked cars and lie about it. Also smells terrible and looks like hammered asshole. Can also be named Nikudango.

Chris is such a roll daddy.

by Oppie1812 January 10, 2022

Rolled

Being mugged or robbed.

He was rolled for every dollar he had on him.

by Hugh G. Rekshan May 24, 2015

roll with dice

Having lots of money.

Bruh, Jim has so much cash. he roll with dice. fool

by DIE$EKT June 3, 2018

bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

rolling monkey

a strategy used in Monkey Tower Defense, in which a large amount of fully upgraded dart monkeys is used rather than higher level, more expensive monkey defenses. This defense was developed by Poisenous Bmac.

That rolling monkey made my computer so laggy that level 44 took like 10 minutes rolffles!

by E J Batty December 27, 2007