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Harris wanks

a subby femboy who takes it off a lizard
Harris wanks is a gay guy who likes kyle
by Subby Gen boy November 15, 2025
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did a Harry Holt

Australian slang for when a perpetrator sets out to disappear, in an attempt to leave no trace (which may not always be successful, as it was for Mr. Holt).

On December 17, 1967, Harold Holt, the 17th prime minister of Australia, disappeared without a trace during a spontaneous decision to stop his security cars while with his security team to go swimming in the sea near Portsea, Victoria.

An enormous search operation was mounted in and around the beach for days, but the body of the country's most important leader was never recovered.
That guy crashed his car into mine and did a Harry Holt, but the police chased him down and got him!
by Crypto-metaphor November 24, 2025
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Harry wang

A unique valuer with a quirky charm, known for his meticulous attention to detail and a refreshingly unconventional approach to life. Often spotted with a dry wit and a knack for valuing assets with an unexpected perspective. A true cock cheese connoisseur of both property and punchlines, Harry’s the kind of guy who keeps everyone guessing and laughing.
You’ve been Harry Wanged
by Rodney6969 November 27, 2025
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Harry Bounce

A cosmic stroke of outrageous good luck, named after the guy who somehow turns every disaster into a win. A Harry Bounce happens when someone screws up, hits it sideways, or makes a terrible decision — yet the universe immediately fixes it for them and hands them a perfect outcome anyway.

Originates from golf: when Harry blasts a ball deep into the trees and, instead of dying there like a normal shot, it ricochets back out and rolls to the middle of the fairway. Happens in every part of his life: traffic, work, relationships, food orders, you name it — if it should’ve gone wrong, a Harry Bounce magically saves it.
Ben: “Dude, Harry just snap-hooked his drive into the woods.”
Ryan: “Nah, watch this… Harry Bounce.”
(Ball rockets off a branch and rolls to 110 yards, dead center.)
Ben: “Unreal. If I hit that shot, I’m re-teeing.”
Nik: “Guy lives in a force field. Bad things literally can’t stick.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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Harry Bounce

A physics-defying miracle reserved for that one guy who is so stupidly lucky it makes everyone around him question their own life choices. A Harry Bounce is when someone hits an atrocious shot, makes a terrible decision, or screws up royally — and the universe immediately rewards him instead of punishing him, like it’s his personal assistant.

Named after Harry, a man who can nuke a golf ball into a zip code marked “Lost Forever,” only for it to trampoline off three trees, clip a squirrel, and roll out to the center of the fairway with perfect yardage.

Happens in every part of his life:
blows off responsibilities → gets praised
shows up late → gets the best spot
orders wrong item → gets upgraded for free

He is, without explanation, the human embodiment of a glitch in the simulation.
Ben: “Bro, Harry just hit a driver so far left it needed a passport.”
Ryan: “Relax… watch the Harry Bounce.”
(Ball pinballs through the forest like it owes him money, rolls to 95 yards out.)
Ben: “I swear this dude is cheating at life.”
Nik: “He could fall down a flight of stairs and land with a free drink in his hand.”
by Diesel!! November 30, 2025
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Harry Allmark

Harry is a strong muscular tall man and If you ever wanted to find him all you have to do is follow the sound of girls following him screaming with joy.
Your like Harry Allmark? Big strong muscular and tall.
by TDS - Management December 1, 2025
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