Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.

I deleted Facebook and you should too.

by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.

Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Music

All music on Facebook.

I heard the new song on Facebook music.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

On The Public Facebook

A term older people describe available information that is set to public. Kind of the like the public library but information on Facebook in groups or pages sometimes even snooping on someone public profile.

I saw that on the public Facebook

by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022