The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

soft with my hands

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner

I’m soft with my hands when touching you

by Zerojj August 15, 2023

Saint Paul Handshake

A Saint Paul Handshake is a drink you order at a bar. It consists of a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey paired with a pint of Hamms beer. Hamms was established in Saint Paul, MN and became the fifth largest brewery at one point. Saint Paul is also a very Irish city. Hence the Jameson.

I’ll have a Saint Paul Handshake!

by StPaulBunny October 1, 2023

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Dancing With Our Hands Tied

It is known as Austin Swift's favorite song off "reputation" but Vinchery is a #1 fan of this song. Don't argue

Random Person: Hey! Dancing With Our Hands Tied is my favorite song of reputation!

Vinchery: Not today khia

by StupidJulian October 22, 2023

chucky two hands

A former waiter turned bailiff in Riverside who eats his donuts with 2 hands.

You Chucky two hands was eating his Boston Cream with both hands.

by Bailiff Ray T December 13, 2023

The dirty handshake

An recipient is unknowingly gifted a soiled glove, typically placed on a car windshield as a form of ritualistic marking.

The fate of the recipient is often unknown however there have been reports of savage butt wolfery as a result.

*in latin america it is known as 'los demonios saludan' - the devils wave.

"Hey did you hear about that guy receiving the dirty handshake? I could hear his howls 3 miles away"

by Purplerain6346 December 19, 2023