E. coli Pie

Performing Analingus or eating your lady out while she farts in your face.

Jeff had a good helping of E. coli Pie last night. Lanie was a little tipsy when they got home after a wedding and felt frisky. Jeff went down on her and when he was down there she farted in his face. Jeff said "The booty was fruity but it smelled like E. coli Pie."

by Stanley Poon May 28, 2024

Pie

It is a word used in a joke meant for a future someone. No cheating and reading the definition right now.

Person 1: What does that mean? What do you mean pie?
Person 2: You don't get it yet, future you will

by DevilHunt July 15, 2020

Pie

A made up word that has absolutely no meaning. Usually used an an adjective by people with Preschool level vocabularies.

Didn’t that chandler kid from high school always try to describe things as a pie?

by abc9997 May 22, 2018

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

Highland Pie

The result of a lack of bikini waxing leading to a large out of control ginger bush. Found largely in Scotland the highland pie ressembles a large ginger pubic affro.

I pulled down that wee lassies knickers and that highland pie sprung out in ma face, and i told her theres no way my hagis is goin anywhere near that

by thehighlandhumper June 3, 2009

pie face mouth

When someone says with your pie face mouth that means when you talk so much and you get on someone nerves and you talk every 5 minutes you find something to talk about and walk around talking.

You talk to much with your pie face mouth with your ulgy tail.

by Niyah_lovelyae23 May 10, 2018

Cherry Pie

This is when you give a girl a Cream Pie, but she is on her Period.

Last night, my girl wanted to fuck, but she was on her period. I fucked her anyway, and can her a 'Cherry Pie'.

by Big Mack Sauce May 17, 2021