Skip to main content

Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
mugGet the Facebook Comment Section mug.

Facebook

The go-to place for Karen's to share minion memes, political opinions, and complain about COVID-19.
I deleted Facebook and you should too.
by NastyHousewife December 3, 2021
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor
Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.
by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
mugGet the Facebook mug.

Facebook Sports

Any kind of sport you can watch or play on Facebook.
Facebook Sports always has the best baseball coverage.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
mugGet the Facebook Sports mug.

Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.
I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
mugGet the Facebook Bonus Program mug.

Facebook Music

All music on Facebook.
I heard the new song on Facebook music.
by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022
mugGet the Facebook Music mug.

Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
mugGet the Facebook Syphilis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email