Douche-aster

Disaster cause by one or more douches. Also congregation of douchebags causing a raucous.
The large group of guido's are ready to create a douche-aster. I was involved in an accident with a douchebag today, it was a douche-aster!
by FelixDaCuban January 10, 2015
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douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 03, 2011
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The guy everyone knows who believes he's more intelligent than he actually is. More condescending and judgemental than yo momma after you callin from jail needing bailed out. Spends most of his time playing league of legends in his parents basement and being rejected by tinder girls.
Lulz such a PDN (Pretentious Douche Nerds) , gtfo newb
Fat Larry hasn't gotten off his computer in 16 hours, I think he won't stop looking at hentai. He's really become a PDN!
by Harrybuuulllls February 02, 2018
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douche machine

Bryan is a douche and a half. As is his brother Kevin.
by Nassy da pooh July 15, 2003
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Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024
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douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory
God Lauren is such a douche worm.
by Jonathan T Rogers March 06, 2008
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Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.
"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.
by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016
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