death

Math, homeworks, Asian parental control, school, etc.

Mom: Time to go school son!!!
Me: oh fuck im gonna have death

by imakeweirddefinitions December 17, 2022

Death Syndrome

A syndrome that results in death, with one of the symptoms being life

"he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"

by anonymous August 27, 2023

five finger death punch

violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death

bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do

by mr.mcsisterfister69 November 28, 2021

death

we dont know what happens after

alex put his hand in the toaster and got death

by dummiw October 25, 2022

Living Death

A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.

If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

Death Cat

When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”

“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street

by Someone_Randum June 21, 2022

deaths construction

A leader of Pigs,A simple drainage of the bowels. A big blockage in the asshole. A true dick by nature.A sudden stop in lifes fun.

I wish I could take a good deaths construction
That person is a true deaths construction

by rukkus November 9, 2005