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guy(1): is he dead?

guy(2): yup he is dead
by hehe barn February 13, 2020
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phat dead leg

"I've got a phat dead leg"
by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016
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Sack of Dead Puppies

A term used to define the way the Mercades Benz SLS handles: Dead, limp, and floppy.
DIZZAM!!!! That Mercades Benz SLS handles like a sack of dead puppies.
by MrWang45 April 11, 2011
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dead

what i wish all homestuck readers were
Person 1: karkalicious definition mkaes terezi loco
Person 2: i wish u were dead you fatherless, toenail-suckling butt baby
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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half dead

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!
You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!
by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024
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Dead-face

Deep facing a dead person or people for money or power
Dead-face or dead-facing could lead to legal trouble in the sense of who owns another humans image after death? Especially a celebrity.
by Gouh aziko April 19, 2022
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