Bum-noting

Using a plastic pillow to glide on the snow!

I went bum-noting yesterday, it felt so good!

by cleverjerk567 January 26, 2024

Bum nugget

Large pieces of dried shit stuck to the pubic hair on your anus.

Dude, you need to go and get your ring piece jet washed, I can smell bum nuggets from here!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

grazing your bum

a 2020s slang word

a slut that gets thrown on their own bed by their daddy and one of the bed's wooden planks snap in half-

me: dude last night icb my gf grazed my ass-
my sister: y'think?- grazing your bum is quite cute- ♡

by lxss♡hannah April 5, 2021

Double Bum

The action that occurs when one bum touches another, creating a double bum.

See those guys over there, they're doing the double bum.

by Beefanny February 15, 2018

Up ya bum with a rubber thumb

Rhyming Slang

Like up ya nose with a rubber hose

Hey Suzie up ya bum with a rubber thumb

by KcnDave September 8, 2023

Gangster Bum

A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...

That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.

by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014

big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021