smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
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Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.
"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"
by Carforters June 5, 2016
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Titty Baring

When a person or persons visit multiple titty bars in one night or visits a titty bar for several nights in succession.
Elisa spent her week away titty baring with her peoples.
by jmacsimus December 12, 2018
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July 7th is National Send Titty Picture Day. Make sure u send your friends your best nudes
Today is National Send Titty Picture day
by James Thomas July 6, 2022
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Tittie Tuesday

A woman must send a guy a tittie pic
Tittie Tuesday: every Tuesday a girl has to send you a tittie pic
by 706quarterpounders June 14, 2022
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titty jiggler

an event that is so astronomically awesome that one's titties actually move on their own
that party last night was a titty jiggler man
by Sad Dads September 23, 2018
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