Titty

a glorious round object attached to a glorious curvy human

damn, that girl's got the perfect titty

by Fuccckkk October 21, 2022

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

my mother's titties

Is used whenever you are startled to a very high degree.

My mother's titties ! What kind of power is this !?

by Yuri_is_life <3 January 17, 2022

Titties

A strippers boobs (men like them)

Man1:man lets go get some titties
Man2: yeah I love me some titties
Man1: me to man and some bootys🍑💦

by ToniTopaz March 2, 2019

titty ensemble

Similar to a musical ensemble whether, orchestral or concert winds, a group of three or more put their mouths on titties for either licking, sucking, and playful biting. No specific gender requirements for groups, usually consists of a male and "the boys".

Bro that was the hardest lift session I've had in a while. You know what this calls for?
Titty ensemble?
Titty ensemble!

by steve4x8 May 30, 2018

titty pickin

The act of intentionally being a dumbass. Selecting information that only information that supports a dumbass point of view.

“Did you hear that dumbass in the glasses, he’s totally titty pickin all his supporting information!”

by Hottot May 21, 2022