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two fisted monkey slap

When you grab your penis after being soiled with feces from anal sex with both hands and slap yourpartner across the face with it
Marvin hit mary with a two fisted monkey slap
by squirt kobain June 1, 2010
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Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review
by Platitude May 27, 2015
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national slap a titty day

On May 1st we celebrate national slap a titty day. The name explains it all.. slap some tits.
"James stop slapping titties"
"I can't it's national slap a titty day"
by rapidcliche May 25, 2018
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National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019
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Slap Ass Month (girls)

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of October where girls slap boys asses in retaliation to the boys slapping the girls
by Jennywlliamssss September 24, 2020
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national slap kenzie day

friday april 13th, slap a girl named kenzie!!
wow kenzie is gonna get slapped today because it’s national slap kenzie day!
by kenzie sucks May 26, 2018
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Slapping the Weasel with the Right One

The act of masturbating, typically with the use of one's right hand.
Simon: "Dude, Ofena's claiming that Malcolm took advantage of her!"

Fredrik: "What!?, but she was the one who was trotting her turkey all up on his jive! Damn! If he would have just gone home and been slapping the weasel with the right one this never would have happened."
by J. H. Grissom September 27, 2008
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