Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.

Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!

by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.

That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.

by anonymous February 5, 2021

sandwich whore

A sandwich whore is a woman who will have sex with an incentive of as little as a sandwich. Often she is a unskilled gold-digger.

She is such a sandwich whore! Look, she got in his car only after he promised to take her to MickyDee's!

by cheekysweet April 26, 2014