pocket precog

Short for pocket precognition: (1) n. the experience of pulling your phone out of your pocket thinking that you felt it vibrate, finding that it did not, and putting it back in your pocket only to feel it vibrate for real; (2) n. a person having the gift of pocket precognition.

Martin pulled his iPhone from his pants pocket when he felt it vibrate. But when he looked at it, he had no new notifications. He put his iPhone back in his pocket, and it immediately vibrated with a new Facebook notification.

That's some freaky pocket precog.

by MacDanny March 03, 2014

Back pocket smell

Unclean, neglected, and a little reminiscent of butt

“This rug has a little bit of a back pocket smell”

by Knoblett January 05, 2025

Camel Pocket

A woman’s vagina in Jacksonville, Florida.

This camel pocket is delicious!

by Wssss September 26, 2021

Back pocket gum

Back pocket gum is when a person chews gum thoroughly until all the flavor is lost and then proceed to cover someone asshole with said gum

my granny was acting up so I gave her that back pocket gum.

by kingsolo18 April 02, 2023

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

prison pocket

a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.

just stuff this sack in your prison pocket before you go through security

by ubermilf August 31, 2016

Prison pocket

Is either your vagina or your butt.

Put your dope in your prison pocket if we get pulled over by the police.

by Diamondxo June 25, 2024