Peg Monkey

another name for BMXer's. mostly said by rollerbladers and skateboarders who hate bmxers at ther skatepark because they ruin ramps with their pegs.

Rollerblader: "why is this ledge all chunked up?"
Skateboarder: "those peg monkeys came in here and kept screwing it up with their pegs"

by CooperK June 12, 2007

monkey poop

some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey pooping

u smell like monkey poop

by eric woods January 19, 2008

monkey fisted

Act of being shafted, ripped off, screwed over.

I got $10 for a days work, I've been monkey fisted.

by Phil Archer September 19, 2007

porch monkey

A hard working person that doesn't need pay

your a good little porch monkey

by kyle1311hop May 6, 2015

monkey crap

The crap(feces) of a monkey or other primate.

Ew, WTF this tastes like monkey crap.

by IAmHelloForU December 13, 2016

Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

by thepicklecat September 28, 2018

Register Monkey

Someone that works a cash register at a discount store because they are too dumb to get a real job.

That register monkey charged me twice!

by Jim Kenzig December 2, 2003