Joe Biden

An exaggerated increment of size and mass. Another term for Big

Yo I think Aio is taking forever in the bathroom, I think he's taking a Joe Biden sized shit.

by ooberboober August 9, 2021

Joe Biden

When you fuck somebody hard , pull out fast and leave your weapon juice behind

I didn’t care for her so I gave her the joe Biden treatment

by Sexynow August 26, 2021

Joe Satriani Glasses

Sunglasses that are similar to those worn by renowned guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani

Hey, nice Joe Satriani glasses.
Thanks.

by Jay Bass October 16, 2008

cup o joe

a cup of coffe not beer as some people think

hey pour me a cup o joe.

by Laura January 16, 2004

Cotton Eye Joe

The act of a man having his urethra swabbed by a qtip to test for S.T.D.s
Or just another name for S.T.D.s because you have to get the swabing.
Term made most famous by Sweedish tecno/folk/bluegrass band Rednex with there verson of the song Cotton Eye Joe in 1994. "If it hadnt been for cotton eye joe I'd been married a long time ago. Where did you come from where did you go?" "Where did you come from cotton eye joe?"
Since Rednex's release of there recording in 1994 the song and dance have been seen and heard in countless talent shows and school dances around the world. Song also featured on Kidz Bop childrens sing along cds.

If only they knew.

I went to the whore house and cotton eye joe caught a ride home with me.

by Johnny_Wayne January 20, 2010

Cotton Eyed Joe

Is not an exhausting redneck dance, but in fact, a highly contagious STD.

"If it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd been married a long time ago..."

by S313xo June 14, 2009

billy joe armstrong

what stupid teenyboppers call green day's lead singer and guitarist even though his real name is billIE joe armstrong. with an IE! yes, it is pretty sad. normally accompanied by, IS A TOTAL SEXXX GAWD! or FUSE ROX!

teenybopper: OMG! I TOTALLY <3 BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
normal person: its billie joe, with an IE, glue sniffer. go listen to good charlotte or something.
teenybopper: COOL! JOEL MADDEN IS TOTALLY HAWT! DID U LIKE KNO THAT HE IS DATING HILARY DUFF?!
normal person: why are you still talking to me?

by TeenageLobotomy June 11, 2006