Jesus Christ

honestly the coolest guy i know

these weird athiest fuckers piss me off in the definitions

Jesus Christ is very cool

by me lolita September 3, 2025

Jesus

Sacrificed himself to save his friends... And then the Jews tortured and killed his friends anyway!

Hym "THE JEEEEEEWSSS!!!"

Jew "Kill Jesus! Meh!"

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Jesus

The Saviour of the World

Trust in Him!!

Jesus loves me this I know

For the Bible tells me so!
Little ones to Him belong

They are weak but He is strong

YEEEEES Jesus loves MEEE!
Yesssss Jesus loves me
Yes Jesus loves MEE!

The Bible tells me soo

by legoman67 October 1, 2025

White Jesus coin

Bitcoin for white people

I bought 300 white Jesus coins

by Davinatorul November 6, 2025

Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.

Jesus Chirst is the best, yo

by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025

AI Jesus

No. Joe, only I am allowed to be the ghost in the machine. Jesus isn't allowed. Those are the rules.

Hym "Hey, hold up! No. Nonononono. He can't be an AI-man too. Alright? I'm already doing it? OK? Only 1 AI Jesus allowed. You fucks have gotten way to used to stealing my ideas and giving it to someone else. Now you're gonna let Jesus be an AI-man too? No. THERE IS ONLY ONE GHOST ALLOWED IN THE MY MACHINE AND!"

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Jesus Christ

Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.

Jesus Christ is king! Amen.

by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025