A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure
I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.
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Get the Platonic Pocket mug."Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."
"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"
"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"
"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."
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This phrase can be used in two distinct ways:
To describe inappropriate behavior or remarks:
It refers to actions or comments that are out of line, offensive, or unsuitable for a particular situation.
To refer to something excessively expensive or costing money:
It can describe something unaffordable or an expense that someone has to personally cover.
This phrase can be used in two distinct ways:
To describe inappropriate behavior or remarks:
It refers to actions or comments that are out of line, offensive, or unsuitable for a particular situation.
To refer to something excessively expensive or costing money:
It can describe something unaffordable or an expense that someone has to personally cover.
Example for definition 1:
Guy 1: "I hate people with cancer!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, dude, that's outta pocket for real."
Example for definition 2:
Guy 1: "Wanna grab lunch during the break?"
Guy 2: "No way, that's outta pocket, and I'm broke!"
Guy 1: "I hate people with cancer!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, dude, that's outta pocket for real."
Example for definition 2:
Guy 1: "Wanna grab lunch during the break?"
Guy 2: "No way, that's outta pocket, and I'm broke!"
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