Chocolate shower

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

by Fat lizard April 15, 2023

Chocolate skull

The act of defecating into the mouth of a willing recipient, or the receipt of said act.

"Rimming just isn't doing it for me anymore. Give me a chocolate skull."

"I got a chocolate skull on Saturday night and I'm still picking corn out of my teeth."

by Kimbelina September 30, 2011

Chocolate Face

Used to describe a beautiful,brown female of color,as a rich,sweet piece of chocolate.

That girl is a true chocolate face.

by Roxyannsan1 March 13, 2018

Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.

Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

chocolate thunder

A nickname for Lori

I gave a friend named Lori, but she likes to be called chocolate thunder.

by Krissi7744 June 14, 2018

chocolate

Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch

best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"

by mcnuget nigga May 21, 2019