Cream Tunnel

The act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the anal passage
A Cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you cum she empties the cum into your ass, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.
by Mal Ross July 05, 2011
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Cream of the cum

the white schit you find inside the cum
"I have found the cream of the cum"
by StankyStank IV June 19, 2022
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(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
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cream cheese sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me
by emily :~) November 05, 2020
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cream blast

Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.

Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.

Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.

Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!

Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
by Archdruid Creamblast July 17, 2017
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Cream-crackered

British cockney slang for "nackered", meaning extremely tired or worn out.
"Wow, I'm feelin so Cream-crackered soon I might be brown bread!
by KingOfBBM January 11, 2020
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Oatmeal cream pie

When you pour oatmeal on a woman’s wet vagina and right before you cum you stick your dick inside of her pussy covered oatmeal, substituting the water used to make oatmeal with semen.
Yea Johnny got me good last night and gave me an oatmeal cream pie. So hot
by Derip September 22, 2020
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