Boner bro

When 2 males get closer and closer to each other by maybe looking at rule34 or porn together they become your boner bro because you got hard together

Me and my boner bro read this hot fanfic

by Gayaura September 15, 2021

Two Boner

two things happening at once, getting two of something, etc

can be used in many word classifications (verb, noun, etc)

Example 1:
*Person A: Just sank two pool balls
Person A: Yo that's a two boner!
Person B: Hell yeah dawg, you just two bonered me!

by peachprincepop11 July 27, 2024

Cheek Boner

The act of being high and extremely happy at the same time, such as when the person is always smiling. The cheek muscles are superbly exposed at this time.

Narsqeeza: Oi man I'm soo high
Daquaen: You've got such a cheek boner right now

by StudBagel March 20, 2017

mutual boner

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

anticipatory boner

Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.

I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.

by Devveyovich June 3, 2016

Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.

Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?

by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024

Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.

God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!

by Dik Hansom September 15, 2020