Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle

Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!

by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022

No u stupid wet just means "soaked with any liquid" or something that is just not DRY!

This brick is wet.

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 15, 2019

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020

The act of hitting a baseball for a double or more

Wow wheels that’s a nice damp wet sausage

by Rawr xd 7878 May 22, 2022