Wet Rock

When your moms a slug but not really, She's more of a rock.

My mom's a slug but not really she's more of a wet rock.

by wet rock November 15, 2021

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wet Jake

When you lick your finger and then run it from genitals to asshole or from asshole to genitals while running between someone's legs.

If you keep that up I'm going to give you a wet Jake.

by Checkoff June 13, 2024

Wet Wanda

When I woman uses her vagina juices to give someone a wet will.

(Female version of a sticky Stanley)

You want a wet Wanda!

by Dark quantum May 16, 2022

Wet Year 7

a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)

by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021

Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.

I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!

by gorillabard June 11, 2020

Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.

For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-

by GenericEgg June 28, 2024