scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 16, 2009
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Hair-Mergency

Hair-Mergency: noun
A sudden and urgent need for a haircut, often due to a last-minute event, a botched DIY haircut, or other hair-related crisis.
The term "Hair-Mergency" was coined by Rene "Reneofny" Guemps, a mobile barber/stylist in New York City. Rene offers emergency haircut services to clients in need, traveling to their homes, hotels, or offices at any time.
I accidentally cut my bangs too short! I need a hair-mergency appointment ASAP.
by Reneofny October 24, 2024
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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
by May 01, 2023
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homeless hair

When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair
Ramona why do you have homeless hair?
by Nanoni September 16, 2015
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