Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team Poos usually occur in a public setting by drunk individuals.

Dude, I have to poo!" - Drunk Friend 1

"So do I!" - Drunk Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Drunk Friends 1 and 2

by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022

poo

it smells

me:'hey did you poop yourself?'
friend:'noooo...'
thinking me:sus

by pebblezpoo June 11, 2022

poo-sniffer

the deffinition of a poo-sniffer is someone named romyn

dang your such a poo-sniffer

by bibyboi June 13, 2022

Angry poo

When you eat spicy food such as hot wings or hot chill sauce then go for a poo and it leaves you with a burning sensation on your ring hole

Mate, that curry last night has just given me a right angry poo

by Massivecyunt June 16, 2022

poo poo fart

poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet

Person 1: poo poo fart
Person 2: hehehe fart

by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022

pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.

"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."

by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022

Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022