Feb 1

People born Feb 1st are just so fucking gay.

John: No wonder Alex is gay he’s birthday is Feb 1st.

by SmellyDurag June 19, 2023

November 1

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 1, 2022

1

1 means starting over even though its the first number

you started at 1 and went back to one

whats your favorite number?
The number one
why?
When your counting you start at 1\one when you mess up you go back too one therefore it is my favorite

by letsstartover November 2, 2022

*°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1

you found this on reddit, and searched it out of curiosity about the "child abuse" text that pops up.

John: "Hey Bob, search this up, it's funny! *°= 3 = y; use x = 3, and y = 1"
Bob: "wow so funny"

by deepestfried January 25, 2022

January 1, 12am

Happy new year! You won't have this experience every day. You'll need to wait 365-366 days.

It's January 1, 12am. Welcome to <insert year here>. Happy new year.

by Impostor (sus) November 17, 2022

68 1/2

When you have sex with a midget

Person one: Dude I just had amazing 68 1/2 with tracy last night

by Spaceracer69 November 23, 2021

June 1

"Show me dem tiddies" day
Ask a friend to show them your juicy voluptuous milk filled tiddies

Boy: Hey it's June 1.
Girl: Oh yeah! *whips out dem tiddies*

by ILikeTitsok#9270 June 1, 2022