Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

canned death

an unwashed pocket pussy

I found canned death in my parents room

by ad0lfhitler September 21, 2017

death bubba

death bubba is hybrid breed of weed, it is made of 70% indica and 30% sativa. death bubba often gives you the best kind of high ; happy then out like a light

J: bro what kind of kush is this? I feel so relaxed!
H: death bubba, the best kind

by Botrxner November 25, 2019

Death Star

The US Postal Service term for its new FSS-Flat Sequencing System mail sorter-named because the carriers will be on the street for almost their entire shift instead of sorting the mail for their routes for the first three hours of their shift.

"The Death Star will be up and running in Boston right after Christmas-I'm taking that early retirement package...."

by USPS_Pistol_Team October 28, 2009

Death star

1. A nickname for a blackhole

2. Any type of star which can bring apocalypse to neighbouring planets, such as a magnetar.

3. A moon-sized space station in Star Wars, which can destroy entire planets.

'The Greek Gods were furious with humanity, so they sent The Muse of Astronomy, Urania to raise her orbed wand, as well as play a flute to magically summon the death star: A blackhole, which would swallow the world and that's why they nicknamed her 'The Musical Death Star (beautiful, but deadly)'.

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 30, 2022

death row meal

Your favorite meal of all time. What you would choose as your last meal while on death row before being executed.

My death row meal is a shrimp cocktail, Caesar salad, 2” thick medium rare ribeye with bleu cheese and asparagus, and a slice of cheese cake.

by Jbk19 August 25, 2022