michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt

michael murphy needs to go shopping.

by michaelmurphysbiggestfans November 17, 2018

Michael Jordan

Basketball player

Michael Jordan is best

by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

Michael

Very gay one with the only nanoest of shlongs yes

That man’s a Michael

by IronKing7340 March 27, 2022

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

Michael Pe-nis

Who Borat calls Mike Pence, the McDonald Trump's vice president, or vice pussygrabber.

Borat Segdiyev: Michael Pe-nis, Michael Pe-nis, I have a girl for you

by Viscount Druitt August 5, 2022

michaels boobies

The boobs on a female that are only for Michael. He get to see them whenever he wants, gets to grab them, and every once in a while he gets to take a nice nap on the most comfortable pillows in the world.

“Stop touching my boobies will, these are only for Michael, these are michaels boobies.”

by Idk if you can take it? June 28, 2022

Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

by 09292009 April 12, 2023