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pie

pie (adjective)

Used to describe a person, comment, thing or behaviour that comes off as creepy, pervy, disturbing, inappropriate, borderline pedophilic or straight up pedophilic.

The word originates from the infamous "Pedophile Information Exchange" (PIE), a disbanded UK pro-paedophilia activist group from the 1970s-80s that advocated for harmful and illegal activities and campaigned for the abolition of the age of consent. It was described by the BBC in 2007 as "an international organisation of people who trade obscene material".

Calling something "pie" implies that it crosses moral boundaries and might make people uncomfortable, especially regarding inappropriate attention from adults toward minors or young people under the age of 25. "Pie" as an adjective started being used circa 2022 and is commonly used to call out or describe behaviour that feels wrong or predatory. It can also be used to describe the aesthetics or general vibe of something - such as someone's choice of clothing.

"Dude’s at the club like, ‘Age is just a number.’ Yeah, and pie is just a dessert — doesn’t make it less crusty."

"She’s 34 and just got pregnant by some 26-year-old guy — that’s pie behavior right there."

"He’s always commenting on those young girls at the gym. Honestly, it’s pie as hell."

"Pointelle underwear on grown women is quite pie."
"Making comments like that about young girls is seriously pie — not okay at all."

"She calls it a ‘May-December romance’ — everyone else calls it a freshly baked pie."

"Did you see the way she was staring at those teenagers in the supermarket? That’s so pie."

"That 40-year-old dude dating a 19-year-old? Kinda pie if you ask me."

"The way he was flirting with that college freshman felt super pie. Like, dude, you’re almost 50."

"Ghislaine Maxwell is the high-priestess of pie. AKA the pie-priestess."

"Bragging about hooking up with someone barely out of high school? Straight-up pie."

"I like Woody Allen films, but let's face it. He is quite pie."

"She’s way too old to be hanging out at frat parties — it just feels pie."

"Bro’s out here pushing 50 and calling college girls ‘mature for their age’ — that’s some gourmet pie right there."

"She’s 35 and dating a guy who just learned how to do his taxes — certified pie behavior."

"He calls it ‘mentoring’ — everyone else calls it pie."

"He said, ‘She’s just really mature for her age.’ Yeah, and you’re just really pie for yours."

"She said ‘age gap relationships are just more mature.’ Nah, that’s pie with a side of denial."

"That joke was so pie — I can't believe they said that in public."

"His comments were straight-up pie, totally out of line."
by aliceayres April 1, 2025
mugGet the piemug.

Mississippi pudding pie

When one during intercorse pulls out right before cumming, then proceeds to ejaculate into a pudding cup, takes said pudding smears in on the vagina and proceeds to eat her out.
Yesterday me and Susan did Mississippi pudding pie during a orgy!
by Direwolf December 15, 2022
mugGet the Mississippi pudding piemug.

Cinnamon pie

The act of creampieing someone sprinkling cinnamon and eating you disgust out
"Oh Tammy I want to make sweat cinnamon pie with you "wink*
by Jdmaker68 June 9, 2016
mugGet the Cinnamon piemug.

Smarshmello Pie

when multiple gay guys converge in necrophilia and wierd sex in a small pool full of jello, jelly, and gummy worms.
There was a bar that was hosting an ediblestic Smarshmello Pie . My friend was the main course., and speaker.
by baby boo poppa j May 11, 2022
mugGet the Smarshmello Piemug.

moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive
"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"
by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022
mugGet the moon pie boymug.

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.
“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”
by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019
mugGet the vegan meat piemug.

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off
by Douche god March 19, 2016
mugGet the Ass piemug.

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