A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff
by teacher199998 November 29, 2023
Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
by BelgiumBoy69 August 09, 2021
noun
1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity
2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.
3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
1. The state of lacking any critical thinking, or characterized by willful stupidity
2. A usually unintentional, intellectually dishonest person.
3. Someone who reads or listen to media without thinking about what's being said and automatically accepts it.
Person 1: "Did you know liking capitalism means you're racist? Socialism automatically rids of racism by default".
Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".
Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"
Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."
Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
Person 2: "Uh no, an economic system does not suddenly make a culture or nation not racist yee-haw brain".
Person 1: "YOU'RE BRAINWASHED! FASCIST!"
Alex Jones: "LIBERALS! They're literal vampire demons sucking the blood of children."
Yee-Haw Brain: "YEEEEEE-HAAAAAWWW that's right!"
by ZRhasitforyou May 13, 2021
You have brain canser
by Tim van Weegberg May 09, 2018