Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 01, 2005

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Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

When someone is overly pissed off and decides to yell at everyone, even when they're trying to help.

Guy 1: What the hell do you want? You're not helping me!
Guy 2: Woah, dude. Don't be such a Pissy Pants.
Guy 3: Yeah. It looks like You Pissed Your Pants.

Pissed off Angry Pissy Pants/You Pissed your Pants

by SomeSeriousCarnage June 01, 2014

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who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 23, 2010

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you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself

An expression, commonly used in a negative way in order to tell someone to go fuck off. It can also be used in a "you know what?" kind of manor, as an exclamation or frustration. It has the added benefit of insulting how the recipient spends his free time, and is synonymous with "you just sit on your ass all day"

Bill: "Hey, you wanna hang out today?"

Jon: "Nah I'd rather just stay home and watch a movie."

Bill: "Fine then, you can just sit there, pissing and shitting yourself all day."

Fred: "Hey, we're gonna play some basketball, wanna come?"

Joe: "I just had a really bad break up, I'd rather be alone."

Fred: "Well you can just sit at home, pissing and shitting yourself while we have fun ya douche."

by jcer1 July 01, 2013

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goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits

The infamous seven words that you can't say on television, according to George Carlin. This list, of course, is now outdated, as at least two of them are commonly heard everyday on almost every channel.

What are the seven words you can't say on television? Goddam shit fuck piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits!!!!

by MITB October 18, 2007

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