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Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).
Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.
by Just getting along May 22, 2022
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father's milk

A type of milk that is really spicy.
It is a lot healtier for a newborn infant to drink papa's milk for the first year
Porçay's milk is too spicy for me

Really I love father's milk
by tea&milk October 17, 2017
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Milk rich

Someone who thinks they are rich but they aren’t Anywhere near the real deal, an attitude and swagger not fit for the amount of money they have in there account
Look at that bitch with all his swagger, he’s just milk rich and his clothes are in tatters.
by Alcatraz Charles December 12, 2021
mugGet the Milk richmug.

me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*
"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"
by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021
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milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty
Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.
by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019
mugGet the milk tittymug.

Milk

An Asian slang term making reference to sperm
Yui and I were fucking Last night and she said that she wanted to drink my milk
by Mondo Get June 6, 2018
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Milk

A mysterious, elusive, white fluid that mythically comes from pink tubes on the undersides of female cattle. Hunted down by the fathers of society's rejections.

Few who go to find it ever return, even fewer with the liquid.
Example 1:
Chuck: He had to eat his cereal dry 'cause his dad left for milk! 💀💀
Jim: ikr

Example 2:
Weeb's father: I'm going to go and get milk son, see you soon.
Weeb: Bye dad!
*7 years later*
Weeb: Where are you dad?
by indetermite August 12, 2022
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