Fire

A pesrson, place, event or thing that is more than worth it and deserves plenty very serious recognition.

Those Texas chili beans are fire and I would like the recipe for them.

by D20202000 July 15, 2023

soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing

The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.

I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...

by ILoveMondays July 24, 2023

Dumpster-Fire

A Dumpster-Fire is someone who never functions on a daily basis and can not pull themselves and their shit together

Our English is always such a Dumpster-fire

by Cheese Quasont July 25, 2023

The Mozambique Fire Drill

The act of a group of people getting out of a car at a red light and quickly rubbing their taints on the car behind them. This is all done before the light turns green.

Me, Anto, Emmet, Jimmy, and Squally hit The Mozambique fire drill last night.

by Ana Ferrel July 29, 2023

Boyne Bakery Fire

when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it

that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'

by Rachael Furgeson August 2, 2023

dousing the fire

when somebody makes a redhead wet
or

when somebody ejaculates on a ginger

"you really slept with a ginger?'
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."

"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"

by callxmexred August 5, 2023