Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

facebook warfare

n.
When someone decides to protest their friendship with you or war against you by unfriending you on Facebook. Usually done by immature children.

Bob: Joe is mad at me for not inviting him to my party last weekend. He even unfriended me on Facebook.
James: Why?
Bob: He just wants me to notice his Facebook warfare so I know he's mad at me.

by pseudoface February 24, 2014

Go back to Facebook

When there's a Karen (or a facebook mom) who is being really annoying on a different social media platform (e.g. twitter), and should just go back to Facebook. It's used when people are really annoying. It's basically a way of saying "Go back to where you came from", but more respectfully, and less racist.

Karen: "Stop doing something, do something else."
A great human being: "Go back to Facebook!"

by ihfsdihaoifd September 21, 2021

Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011