The works

Treat someone harshly

"The tough coach didn't hold back and gave the lazy player the works, leaving him exhausted and determined to improve."

by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025

Cum worker

A person who's job involves the selling, exchanging, disposal, experimenting, staking, or prepping one's own cum to a bank, p2p client, laboratory, or any other institution who is interested in purchasing genetic materials dispite if or if not the seller's cum specimen is sterilized or fertile.

Similar to how a sex worker sells their body, a cum worker's selling of their products is a pure transactional non romantic job.

Best example is a professional sperm doner.

Yo you hear how John is making 2k usd a month from cumming in a lab jar once a day? He's for sure one hard working cum worker

Hey, you hear how Jane is raking in bank from slinging her spunk on OnlyFans? She's making 200 bucks per load of cum from her simps!

by BigKnotKyle September 26, 2025

Co Worker Music

This is the type of music your millennial Co worker might listen. Typically really corny rap, or music that was meant only for a trend on tik tok. Dax and Tom McDonald are prime examples.

My uncle had aux in the car and he played the worst rap EVER
"We like to call that Co Worker Music"

by Silentpainuntildeath October 19, 2025

healthy worker effect

This effect suggests that individuals who remain employed tend to be healthier than those who retire or leave the workforce due to health reasons. Essentially, individuals who are healthier and have fewer health issues are more likely to be able to continue working past the retirement age, while those with poorer health or underlying conditions may be more inclined or forced to retire at the statutory age.

Studies show the healthy worker effect is real; people who stay employed often stay healthier, while those who retire early due to health issues tend to be in worse shape.

by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025

Vibe Working

"Vibe working" is a concept that describes a collaborative workflow with AI, where humans provide the overall vision and intuition while AI handles the execution of tasks through natural language prompts.

Welcome to the age of vibe working, where desks no longer define our work, and rhythm becomes the new routine.

by rpetrzelka November 6, 2025

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.

Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

Sinusoidal Worker

A person who fluctuates between doing large amounts for one item of work and small amounts of work for a different type of work in quick periods of time. For example, not turning in two homeworks for a class, while simultaneously shoveling snow off a 1/4 mile track that same day so they can run

"Bro your being such a sinusoidal worker today"
"Fuck you I only ran 40 miles, and skipped 6 classes its not that bad"

by agreatfuck December 3, 2025