Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

Wet fart

Boring, Dead person, who has no banter

Jastina is a wet fart

by AnonDeci July 17, 2018

Wyoming Wet Sock

When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.

My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

Wet Elmo

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow

Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.

by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022

Wet laci

A wet laci is when you cover yourself in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smash your face into a banana cream pie.

Be careful messing with that girl, I heard she does wet lacis on the daily!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

wet starfish

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and decides to pee inside her butthole.

Guy 1: hey man have you ever put it in a girls butt?

Guy 2: Yeah, but I usually give her a wet starfish just to be a douche bag.

by The real mike jones December 13, 2014