Extreme Wet Willy 

Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.

Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.

Extreme Wet Willy by PsychoBagofCheetos April 27, 2010

d wet 

Phrase from Indiana origin used to convey that you are going to have some kinda of sexual interaction with a female.

friend 1: You gonna get your d wet tonight man?

friend 2: Yeah I'm going to this tight ass party and theres gonna be drunk gurls all over the place. I'm defenitly getting my d wet tonite

d wet by E-R-I-C February 14, 2006

The Wet 

When it's raining out or the ground is wet from rain.

"Let's go skate"
"Come on, you can't skate in the wet...your board will get waterlogged"

The Wet by dinojr June 20, 2009

Hungarian wet willie 

When someone gives you a blowjob, then you fuck them in the ass, then stick you cock in their ear.

I gave her a Hungarian wet willie.

Hungarian wet willie by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

American Wet Dream 

Blonde, great smile, big breasts, firm ass, 18 years old and great at blowjobs. Truly the pinnacle of beauty in the Land of the Free.

In the pursuit of happiness, one always strives to attain the American Wet Dream.

American Wet Dream by HaydenPennyfeather March 3, 2011

Talk Under Wet Concrete

Someone who continually talks and won'd shut the fuck up and could literally continue talking if they were under wet concrete.

Generally they also suffer from verbal diarrhoea

That chick just wouldn't shut up.

yeah no shit, she could talk under wet concrete

Talk Under Wet Concrete by Davros01 July 8, 2010

low and wet 

The state of being sexually aroused (especially for females) and either relieving one's own sexual tension, or having someone else be kind to you and help you with the situation. The opposite of "high and dry."

Person 1: Thanks for last night.
Person 2: You're welcome. I always like to leave you low and wet.

low and wet by Llama Drama Fighter September 20, 2012